Game:Zork/wizzardpantry10

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Unfortunately, soiling yourself does not save you from the wrath of the Wizzard, and the room turns pitch black. In an instant, you have lost consciousness.


> wake up

You wake up in a daze and find yourself in the very same room as before. Strangely, the room appears to be several times larger than it was before, and filled to the ceiling with some amber liquid. What gives?

The heavy wooden door opens once again and the Wizzard enters into the room. You try to swim away, but an enormous glass barrier obstructs your escape route.

You feel a strange pressure in your lower chest.


> look around

You find yourself in a jar filled with preservative alcohol.

Your liver explodes.


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.