Game:Zork/windowfist

Zork

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Iron Balcony	Score: 60	Moves: 34
> shatter window with fist Okay, you can take this window, kid. Your left hook is devastating, and your jabs are so fast, by the time the window will see them, it'll be reflecting its last. You're gonna dance like a ladybird, and sting like a bee. Your incoming fists will be the last thing they'll see! You are the greatest! YOU VS WINDOW - ROUND 1 And here comes the punch! You swing! You connect!! KA-CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle.... ...Great job, kid. Not only did you break the window, but you sliced open your wrists with a thousand razor-sharp shards of broken glass. You should have checked for the Safety Glass logo first, you little punk! > examine window Too late for that - a Pokégod has come along and eaten you. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore

“In Soviet Russia, WINDOW VS YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on this page