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Zork

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 Wicked Witch's Castle Score: -250 Moves: 16


> Fight the strange creatures


Unfortunately for you, the Wicked Witch has summoned an army of Grues to devour you.

You foolishly try to fight them with The Sword of the Bacon +2.

The Grues devour both you and your sword.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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