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 Wicked Witch's Castle Score: -250 Moves: 16


> Fight the strange creatures


Unfortunately for you, the Wicked Witch has summoned an army of Grues to devour you.

You foolishly try to fight them with The Sword of the Bacon +2.

The Grues devour both you and your sword.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.