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Zork

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Downtown Punxsutawney Score: 0 Moves: 6

You wait for what seems like an eternity. BTW, that bum occupying "your" bench dies.

> take his seat

You find it infested with termites.

> Swat termites

The rotting bench collapses under your weight.

> And just what are YOU trying to say?!

I am saved from gracing that comment with an answer when a green bus pulls into the station.

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