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> get out of the woman's uterus
You try to run out, but suddenly, you grow to the size of a giant's baby. You are now stuck inside the giant woman's uterus.
> manouver around
You manouver in such a position that your head pops outside the woman's vag. She doesn't notice and decides to go swimming. You drown. Inside a woman's vag. Could you die any better?
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.