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 Foyer Score: 0 Moves: 13

> peek under trapdoor

Being the scaredy-cat that you are, you gently, slowly, and noiselessly lift the trapdoor lid a fraction of a fraction of half a quarter millimetre, and peek at the forbidden secrets within...

Mein gott! It's true! They don't wear anything under their kilts!

> what?!?

Just screwing with you. You see nothing but the black impenetrable darkness that almost certainly contains a Grue.