Game:Zork/townstoresicily

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> Speak in Italian


You shout the only words you know in Italian as loud as you can. If you're not mistaken, you learned this good stuff off of some gangster movie.


> Ti voglio chiavare a morte!


The Sicilian screams something about your family history and calls upon you the pestilence of strange Grues. That's before he hollows out your skull with a tommy gun.

Your remains are subsequently devoured by a Floorboard Grue.


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):