Game:Zork/townstorequote2

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> "Fear me sir!" The store manager does not look at all impressed. In fact, he backs towards his counter, and presses a secret button. WHOOSH! An emergency alarm sounds and a team of security guards appear out of nowhere, waving nightsticks. > Super groin kick! Unfortunately, as the security guards are wearing body armour they don't even respond to your super-ninja move. In fact, they drag you out of the store and throw you into a pit of hungry Grues in the nearby alley. You die a HORRIBLE death. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** All your Zork are belong to us *** Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS) restart restore quit