Game:Zork/townstorequote2

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> "Fear me sir!"


The store manager does not look at all impressed. In fact, he backs towards his counter, and presses a secret button.

WHOOSH!

An emergency alarm sounds and a team of security guards appear out of nowhere, waving nightsticks.


> Super groin kick!


Unfortunately, as the security guards are wearing body armour they don't even respond to your super-ninja move. In fact, they drag you out of the store and throw you into a pit of hungry Grues in the nearby alley. You die a HORRIBLE death.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.