Game:Zork/townstorehazmatguard

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> Attack the guards


You viciously attack the security guards with your bare hands. Did I mention they are all armed with state-of-the-art anti-Grue weaponry? Dude, the guns these guys carry disintegrate Grues. Think of what it'll do to you as they raise the weapons at once and fire.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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