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> brandish your knife and attack!

You pull out your righteous knife with a flourish that sparkles so brightly it hurts the eyes of the nearest pool shark. You advance, wondering who should stab first so you can kill them, loot their bodies, find a Grue-slaying weapon, and win the game before the police arrive to stop you.

> HaHaHaHa! I am evil!

Yes, you are. But, as luck would have it, the store has a private security team on duty at all times. The manager sounds the alarm, and they rush out, waving nightsticks.

> Fuck!

Let me continue, please. Anyway, they're wearing tons of padded anti-knife riot armor. You are doomed.