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Zork

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> Attack Constable


You tear free of the handcuffs before the constable can lock them and turn on him in a rage.


> Kick Constable in shin


You kick the constable in the shin just as he draws his sidearm. The pistol is knocked upwards and the bullet fires directly into the lamppost, shattering it.


> Grind Constable into dust!


After giving the town constable the beating of his life, you look around and consider your options. Since you are now alone in the dark, you might want to make a decision quickly before you are eaten by a Street Grue.