Game:Zork/townlotguard

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 Parking Lot Score: ? Moves: ?


> Punch the security guard


You immediately draw back your fist and punch the guard across the jaw. Your fist meets his helmet visor and breaks like a drumstick.

As you howl in pain, the store security team beats you half to death. Then they drive over you with the delivery truck.


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