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Zork
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> Go towards distant light
You walk towards the distant light. It gets dimmer and dimmer. At last, it goes out, and you are still 30 miles from it.
> Fumble around in the dark
Unfortunately, it is now pitch black and you cannot see a thing. You fall over the side of what may be a parked truck and break one leg.
> Crawl to safety
As you crawl to safety, something, possibly a car or a speeding Grue, runs over your other leg and your arms at the same time, breaking them.
> Inch to safety
By this point, the smell of your fresh blood attracts the attention of a nearby Street Grue. You are torn into 1200,000 pieces and eaten.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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