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> Go towards distant light

You walk towards the distant light. It gets dimmer and dimmer. At last, it goes out, and you are still 30 miles from it.

> Fumble around in the dark

Unfortunately, it is now pitch black and you cannot see a thing. You fall over the side of what may be a parked truck and break one leg.

> Crawl to safety

As you crawl to safety, something, possibly a car or a speeding Grue, runs over your other leg and your arms at the same time, breaking them.

> Inch to safety

By this point, the smell of your fresh blood attracts the attention of a nearby Street Grue. You are torn into 1200,000 pieces and eaten.

*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***

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