Game:Zork/towndarkgrue

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> Sit down stubbornly and wait for a response


After all, the stiff-necked store manager must reply sooner or later, right? You sit down stubbornly to wait. Soon, the lights of the store go out one by one. A drunk pool shark staggers out and bumbles towards his house, but you remain seated in front of the store.

Five minutes later, all the lights in the store and the few dimmed lights down the street have gone out. You are left in pitch blackness. Did I mention you are also left with 20,870 Grues?


> No...


Fine. You are left alone with 20,870 Street Grues, who immediately consume you.


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.