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> Sit down stubbornly and wait for a response

After all, the stiff-necked store manager must reply sooner or later, right? You sit down stubbornly to wait. Soon, the lights of the store go out one by one. A drunk pool shark staggers out and bumbles towards his house, but you remain seated in front of the store.

Five minutes later, all the lights in the store and the few dimmed lights down the street have gone out. You are left in pitch blackness. Did I mention you are also left with 20,870 Grues?

> No...

Fine. You are left alone with 20,870 Street Grues, who immediately consume you.

*** You have died ***

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