Game:Zork/towncartrunk

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> Open the trunk


You open the trunk. Plenty of handy-dandy things you might need in an unmarked car probably intended for a Soviet Communist Grue. A jack, an emergency phone, a loaded revolver, and a spare tire.


> Pick up revolver


Congratulations. You now have a loaded Revolver, with six bullets. This'll do a lot of damage to a Grue, I'm sure. Speaking of which, did I mention there was also a Grue in the trunk?


> Close trunk!


Too late. The Grue rises from the trunk, angry at you for disturbing it's sleep.


> Fire revolver at Grue


Too late. The Grue bites the gun in half, and then bites you in half for seconds.


*** You fail at Zork ***


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