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> Open the trunk
You open the trunk. Plenty of handy-dandy things you might need in an unmarked car probably intended for a Soviet Communist Grue. A jack, an emergency phone, a loaded revolver, and a spare tire.
> Pick up revolver
Congratulations. You now have a loaded Revolver, with six bullets. This'll do a lot of damage to a Grue, I'm sure. Speaking of which, did I mention there was also a Grue in the trunk?
> Close trunk!
Too late. The Grue rises from the trunk, angry at you for disturbing it's sleep.
> Fire revolver at Grue
Too late. The Grue bites the gun in half, and then bites you in half for seconds.
SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.
> examine man
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.
What would you like to do?
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