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Town Asylum
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Score: ?
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Moves: ?
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> Insult Orderly
You make an exceptionally rude comment about the orderly's mother, simply to vent your frustration and rage.
> Insult Orderly
You then insult him again.
> Insult Orderly
And again.
Suddenly, the orderly snaps and morphs into a Grue. He charges you in a rage. You flee from his rage. The receptionist pushes an emergency button, and the asylum security arrives. They lift their anti-grue sidearms and ventilate both you and the Grue.
Tough Luck.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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