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 toejunk2 Score: 25 Moves: 21

> nudge junk with toe

The junk is locked, so it won't budge when you nudge. It seems to have a keychainhole.

> use keychain with keychainhole

The junk opens to reveal a shiny gold key. Awesome, now you have something to put on your keychain.

The scattered junk is still buzzing, but now that you think about it, it might just be the alcohol talking. You don't remember? Trust me, you had alcohol.