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 teacup Score: -0 Moves: 2

> get teacup

You reach for the light blue teacup, but are startled by a small spider sitting on the handle. You drop the teacup to the floor and it shatters into many pieces. The spider crawls away, mad that he was disturbed from his resting place.

The sound attracted the grue, who dances on your skull until your head is flat.

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