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| Fallopian Tube
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Score: 385
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Moves: Vagina
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> take east path
You find yourself inside one of the woman's fallopian tubes. The path is too small for you to access now. But your stupid adventurer's brain decides to try.
> Crawl through
You suddenly get yourself so stuck that you cannot get out. Luckily seventeen hours later an ovum pushes you out with such force you eventually fly back into the uterus.
> awesome
Unfortunately, you find out the woman's problems. Period pains. The woman was just having her period now and you've just drowned. Big time.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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