Game:Zork/takebottle

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 Another Gruesome Death Score: 0 Moves: 5


> take bottle

You greedily grab the empty bottle, shattering it in you haste. The shards slash up you wrists, at your funeral everyone laughs at you because they think you are emo and not just really stupid.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)