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 Another Gruesome Death Score: 0 Moves: 5

> take bottle

You greedily grab the empty bottle, shattering it in you haste. The shards slash up you wrists, at your funeral everyone laughs at you because they think you are emo and not just really stupid.

*** Thou art dead ***

Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):