Game:Zork/takebottle

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 Another Gruesome Death Score: 0 Moves: 5


> take bottle

You greedily grab the empty bottle, shattering it in you haste. The shards slash up you wrists, at your funeral everyone laughs at you because they think you are emo and not just really stupid.

*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.