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 Cottage Score: 250 Moves: 12

> Take sword

You reach into the light and grasp the handle of the sword, pulling it from the light victoriously.

You have gained The Sword of the Bacon +2. Forged from an overcooked piece of Ultrabacon, this crusty, blackened blade can deal some serious wounds with it's wavy and nicked blade, and can defeat even the most worthy of foes by clogging their arteries and forcing them into cardiac arrest. Also, you can eat it in case of an emergency.

You sheath the sword in it's scabbard which just now appeared at your waist, and turn back to the room. The ruined ice cream sandwich door is before you, and the eastern exit as well rests to your left.