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 Sue Score: -20 Moves: -4

> sue zork developers for this obvious ripoff

Unfortunately, the version of Zork you played was licensed under GPL v3, so your right to use this software is terminated immediately after you file the lawsuit. You are thrown into jail, and in a dark corner, you notice a pair of gruesome eyes staring at you... You know what happens next.

*** You have won ***

Would you like to finish under, destroy an unsaved position, or start this session of Zork (type FINISH, DESTROY, or START):