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 Mystery Express Score: 10 Moves: 18

> Board train

You get on the train.

There are several big guys wearing safari suits, pith helmets, and grey shoes here. You then hear a voice come over the train's loudspeakers saying, "Jordanhiluitdrukvolgendestopnwoestyn" which your trusty Babel Fish translates to mean, "Mystery express, next stop, Nowheresville, People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata."