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| Jordanhill railway station
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Score: -547
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Moves: 17
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> call out
You call out loudly, "Hello?" and hear no reply. That was a waste, you think to yourself until you hear growling. You look behind you to see a Grue looking at you with an angry expression.
> Why is it angry?
Because of a loud noise that woke it up. Duh.
> What loud noise?
Dumbass! When you freaking screamed Hello!
> It wasn't that loud!
YOU FREAKING SCREAMED IT IN THE WHOLE STATION! YOU KNOW WHAT? THE GRUE EATS YOU! THAT'S IT! THEN IT PUKES YOU BACK OUT AND EATS YOU AGAIN! AND THEN HE PUKES YOU BACK OUT AND PEES ON YOUR CORPSE!
> You seem to be very angry yourself...
Whatever, just start over and this time, don't be a freaking dumbass.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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