Game:Zork/station2

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 Jordanhill railway station Score: -547 Moves: 17


> call out


You call out loudly, "Hello?" and hear no reply. That was a waste, you think to yourself until you hear growling. You look behind you to see a Grue looking at you with an angry expression.


> Why is it angry?


Because of a loud noise that woke it up. Duh.


> What loud noise?


Dumbass! When you freaking screamed Hello!


> It wasn't that loud!


YOU FREAKING SCREAMED IT IN THE WHOLE STATION! YOU KNOW WHAT? THE GRUE EATS YOU! THAT'S IT! THEN IT PUKES YOU BACK OUT AND EATS YOU AGAIN! AND THEN HE PUKES YOU BACK OUT AND PEES ON YOUR CORPSE!


> You seem to be very angry yourself...


Whatever, just start over and this time, don't be a freaking dumbass.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):