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Zork
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Jordanhill railway station
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Score: -547
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Moves: 17
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> call out
You call out loudly, "Hello?" and hear no reply. That was a waste, you think to yourself until you hear growling. You look behind you to see a Grue looking at you with an angry expression.
> Why is it angry?
Because of a loud noise that woke it up. Duh.
> What loud noise?
Dumbass! When you freaking screamed Hello!
> It wasn't that loud!
YOU FREAKING SCREAMED IT IN THE WHOLE STATION! YOU KNOW WHAT? THE GRUE EATS YOU! THAT'S IT! THEN IT PUKES YOU BACK OUT AND EATS YOU AGAIN! AND THEN HE PUKES YOU BACK OUT AND PEES ON YOUR CORPSE!
> You seem to be very angry yourself...
Whatever, just start over and this time, don't be a freaking dumbass.
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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