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 Stab the grue Score: 0 Moves: Uh oh..

> Stab the Grue

What grue?

> Look for a grue to stab

As you are looking for a grue to stab, a grue sneaks up behind you.

> Stab the Grue

You cannot stab the grue.

> Why not?

Because the knife is in your leg.

> remove knife from leg

You grab the knife and try to yank it out of your leg. You fail. The grue eats you. Hey, at least the knife isn't hurting you any more because...


But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.