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| Stab the grue
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Score: 0
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Moves: Uh oh..
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> Stab the Grue
What grue?
> Look for a grue to stab
As you are looking for a grue to stab, a grue sneaks up behind you.
> Stab the Grue
You cannot stab the grue.
> Why not?
Because the knife is in your leg.
> remove knife from leg
You grab the knife and try to yank it out of your leg. You fail. The grue eats you.
Hey, at least the knife isn't hurting you any more because...
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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