Game:Zork/south5

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 Cellar Score: 25 Moves: 23


> go back to foyer


You are in the foyer. Suddenly, you hear an outraged scream of "This isn't Big Wed!" and the sound of a shotgun being loaded. (This sound is very distinct, and in fact cannot ever be mistaken for anything else.)


> get the hell outta here


I don't understand "get the hell outta here." Please rephrase.

Now you can see the kid emerging from the living room, a murderous glint in his eye.


> open trapdoor


The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

The kid, with tears running down his face, aims right at your heart.


> down


The stepladder won't fit through the trapdoor. You'll have to drop it first.

You hear a loud cracking noise.


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.