Game:Zork/south5

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 Cellar Score: 25 Moves: 23


> go back to foyer


You are in the foyer. Suddenly, you hear an outraged scream of "This isn't Big Wed!" and the sound of a shotgun being loaded. (This sound is very distinct, and in fact cannot ever be mistaken for anything else.)


> get the hell outta here


I don't understand "get the hell outta here." Please rephrase.

Now you can see the kid emerging from the living room, a murderous glint in his eye.


> open trapdoor


The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

The kid, with tears running down his face, aims right at your heart.


> down


The stepladder won't fit through the trapdoor. You'll have to drop it first.

You hear a loud cracking noise.


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.