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Zork
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Cellar
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Score: 25
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Moves: 23
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> go back to foyer
You are in the foyer. Suddenly, you hear an outraged scream of "This isn't Big Wed!" and the sound of a shotgun being loaded. (This sound is very distinct, and in fact cannot ever be mistaken for anything else.)
> get the hell outta here
I don't understand "get the hell outta here." Please rephrase.
Now you can see the kid emerging from the living room, a murderous glint in his eye.
> open trapdoor
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.
The kid, with tears running down his face, aims right at your heart.
> down
The stepladder won't fit through the trapdoor. You'll have to drop it first.
You hear a loud cracking noise.
- *** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***
Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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