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 Living Room Score: ? Moves: ?

> attempt to apologize

The kid screams, "You bastard!" Amid his tears he produces a Pokey Ball (TM), and hurls it to the floor with a cry of "I choose you, Grueymon!"

The kid sent out Grueymon!

> attack grueymon

Grueymon gets the first strike!

Grueymon uses Eat You!

Critical hit!

It's super effective!

Quintuple damage!

One-hit KO!

IT'S OVER 9000!

Natural 20!


Slam dunk!

Triple word score!

*** You fail at Zork ***

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