Game:Zork/slaughtered

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 Slaughtered Score: ? Moves: ?


> run away


Run where? I told you that you were surrounded by pirates. They run you through with their cutlasses, whilst singing tuneless sea shanties. Still, it beats being eaten by a grue.


*** Dead again (sigh) ***


Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS):

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