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 Sharon Score: 777 Moves: 777


> Play in dirt


That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. It's just too bad that the "dirt" in question happens to be quicksand.


> What?! call my lawyer, man. I'm suing for every....last...glub glub glub


I suppose it's too late to mention that shouting at the narrator means you sink fourteen times as fast. Look it up, fucktard.


*** You got hosed ***


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