Game:Zork/sharondirt

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Sharon	Score: 777	Moves: 777
> Play in dirt That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. It's just too bad that the "dirt" in question happens to be quicksand. > What?! call my lawyer, man. I'm suing for every....last...glub glub glub I suppose it's too late to mention that shouting at the narrator means you sink fourteen times as fast. Look it up, fucktard. *** YOU JUST LOST THE GAME *** Would you like to try to forget it again, compare how you're doing against others, or remember The Game for a bit longer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit