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Score: 777
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Moves: 777
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> Play in dirt
That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. It's just too bad that the "dirt" in question happens to be quicksand.
> What?! call my lawyer, man. I'm suing for every....last...glub glub glub
I suppose it's too late to mention that shouting at the narrator means you sink fourteen times as fast. Look it up, fucktard.
- *** You got hosed ***
Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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