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Zork

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 shady looking man Score: ? Moves: ?


> Talk to the shady looking man

The shady-looking man keeps his head lowered and a hat pulled over his face as he tells you that, in exchange for all of your possessions, he will let you win the game.


> Give shady looking man all of my possessions


The shady-looking man takes your possessions out of your hands. He then looks up and you realize he is a Grue. The shady looking Grue eats you.

*** YOU HAVE WON ***


> woohoo!


However, since you also technically died, you lose. Try again?

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