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Score: 5
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Moves: 0
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> give bolt cutters back
"Foolish mortal! You think returning my bolt cutters after stealing them will ease my pain? For this, you will die!"
And you will. The Feminine-Looking Wizzard doesn't even show a hint of mercy toward you, a bolt cutter-stealing adventurer. Within milliseconds, the Wizzard casts a spell and turns you into a rather horrifying Grue. While still in a daze over being transformed into such a hideous creature, the Feminine-Looking Wizzard hands you an enchanted mirror.
> look at mirror
Darn, it's one of those mirrors that shows what you would look like as a human. Completely overwhelmed by your Grue instincts, you eat yourself, thinking that you are a delicious adventurer.
- *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***
In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)
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