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Bus Ride to Somewhere
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Score: 0
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Moves: 9
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> search bus again
You discover an empty juice bottle.
> drink juice
It's bone dry.
> fuck
But there is something at the bottom....a paper perhaps?
> examine
Examine what?
> examine paper
What paper?
> examine paper at bottom of juice bottle
Zid I, ergo, I, ever zay there waas a pepper at zhe bottom of ze juice bottel?
> YES
....no. I only said it sounded like a paper. It turns out to be a piece of plastic.
> examine plastic
What plastic -
> take out godmodding gun and shoot narrator fifty times in the chest
You don't have a gun, O pathetic one.
> beat narrator with mouse
Ow.
> NOW EXAMINE PLASTIC FOUND AT BOTTOM OF JUICE BOTTLE DISCOVERED SOMEWHERE ON BUS BEFORE I GET MY IPOD AND PLAY FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER TO YOU NEXT
Okay, okay, I get the point. No need to shout, man. Geez.
> Do It NAO
The plastic has the following digits stencilled on it: 3-4-6-7.
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