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 Savannah Score: Savannah Moves: Savannah

> Come into my arms, my love!

You run to Savannah's arms and the two of you embrace like the long lost siblings you are.


Yeah. I thought it best to skip over the incest. That's just screwed up, after all.

> ....

Anyway, you enjoy a touching moment with Billy Ray Cyrus playing in the background and the credits preparing to roll as the happy reunion is concluded...

> sniff

Let me finish please, boet. As I was saying, unfortunately, dear, sweet, Savannah turns out to be a grue.

> Oh n0ez! Not Savannah!

Hey, at least they don't show it in the movie.

> What didn't they show in the movie?!

The grue ripping you limb from limb, dear.

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