Game:Zork/savannah

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 Savannah Score: Savannah Moves: Savannah


> Come into my arms, my love!


You run to Savannah's arms and the two of you embrace like the long lost siblings you are.


> WTF


Yeah. I thought it best to skip over the incest. That's just screwed up, after all.


> ....


Anyway, you enjoy a touching moment with Billy Ray Cyrus playing in the background and the credits preparing to roll as the happy reunion is concluded...


> sniff


Let me finish please, boet. As I was saying, unfortunately, dear, sweet, Savannah turns out to be a grue.


> Oh n0ez! Not Savannah!


Hey, at least they don't show it in the movie.


> What didn't they show in the movie?!


The grue ripping you limb from limb, dear.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)