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Score: Savannah
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Moves: Savannah
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> Come into my arms, my love!
You run to Savannah's arms and the two of you embrace like the long lost siblings you are.
> WTF
Yeah. I thought it best to skip over the incest. That's just screwed up, after all.
> ....
Anyway, you enjoy a touching moment with Billy Ray Cyrus playing in the background and the credits preparing to roll as the happy reunion is concluded...
> sniff
Let me finish please, boet. As I was saying, unfortunately, dear, sweet, Savannah turns out to be a grue.
> Oh n0ez! Not Savannah!
Hey, at least they don't show it in the movie.
> What didn't they show in the movie?!
The grue ripping you limb from limb, dear.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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