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Savannah
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Score: Savannah
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Moves: Savannah
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> Come into my arms, my love!
You run to Savannah's arms and the two of you embrace like the long lost siblings you are.
> WTF
Yeah. I thought it best to skip over the incest. That's just screwed up, after all.
> ....
Anyway, you enjoy a touching moment with Billy Ray Cyrus playing in the background and the credits preparing to roll as the happy reunion is concluded...
> sniff
Let me finish please, boet. As I was saying, unfortunately, dear, sweet, Savannah turns out to be a grue.
> Oh n0ez! Not Savannah!
Hey, at least they don't show it in the movie.
> What didn't they show in the movie?!
The grue ripping you limb from limb, dear.
- *** Yu hve ded ***
Wuld yu lik to stat ovr, rstre a sved pstion, or end tis sesion of Zork? (Type RESTRT, RESTRE, or QUT):
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