Game:Zork/runforlife

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 Runfromcops Score: 5 Moves: 2


> run for life

You dash as fast as you can from the police. But, you're not very athletic. Infact you're actually terminally obese, so running was pointless. Sorry I didn't mention that earlier, fat boah!

The police shoot you, then the police become Grues and eat you. You dead.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)