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Zork

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 Running Score: 0 Moves: 2


> run


Since you didn't specify a direction, you run on the spot, and the grue eats you.


*** You have been grue'd ***


Would you like to start over like an honest person, restore a saved position like a cheater, or give up on this session of Zork like the n00b that you really are? (type HONEST, CHEATER, or N00B):