Game:Zork/rleeermeysummon

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WHO THE F**K SUMMONED ME, MAGGOTS?!	Score: 99999	Moves: 453
> I summon R. Lee Ermey!!! Ehr...whaaaa? > I said I summon R. Lee Ermey - you know, Your Senior Drill Instructor. Okay, if you insist...hold on while I summon him... A really REALLY hacked off old man in a Marine Corps uniform barges into the room screaming "WHO SUMMONED ME SO RUDELY LIKE THAT? WHO THE HELL IS THE GAWDAMNED PIECE OF COMMUNIST SH*T WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?!" > Sir! This recruit did! Sir! Ermey yells, "I BET IT WAS YOU, NUMBNUTS!" > Sir! This recruit wishes to obtain the unobtanium crystal! Sir! Ermey: "THAT IS MY UNOBTANIUM CRYSTAL, NUMBNUTS! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 69,105!" Unfortunately, just as you start knocking 'em out, a Grue comes along... > Oh no...not THAT... Yes...THAT. > OK, so where's the You Died banner? You don't get one. Now go do something useful. > Yeah, more like that Jamehec moron has been away for waaaaaay too long and forgot how to make the You Died banner, amirite? Uh...er...okay, you got me. So how exactly do I make that one? > It's "zorkdied", remember? Ah yes, now I remember. Here ya go! It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore