Game:Zork/rleeermeysummon

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 WHO THE F**K SUMMONED ME, MAGGOTS?! Score: 99999 Moves: 453


> I summon R. Lee Ermey!!!


Ehr...whaaaa?


> I said I summon R. Lee Ermey - you know, Your Senior Drill Instructor.


Okay, if you insist...hold on while I summon him...

A really REALLY hacked off old man in a Marine Corps uniform barges into the room screaming "WHO SUMMONED ME SO RUDELY LIKE THAT? WHO THE HELL IS THE GAWDAMNED PIECE OF COMMUNIST SH*T WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?!"


> Sir! This recruit did! Sir!


Ermey yells, "I BET IT WAS YOU, NUMBNUTS!"


> Sir! This recruit wishes to obtain the unobtanium crystal! Sir!


Ermey: "THAT IS MY UNOBTANIUM CRYSTAL, NUMBNUTS! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 69,105!"

Unfortunately, just as you start knocking 'em out, a Grue comes along...


> Oh no...not THAT...


Yes...THAT.


> OK, so where's the You Died banner?


You don't get one. Now go do something useful.


> Yeah, more like that Jamehec moron has been away for waaaaaay too long and forgot how to make the You Died banner, amirite?


Uh...er...okay, you got me. So how exactly do I make that one?


> It's "zorkdied", remember?


Ah yes, now I remember. Here ya go!


*** You've bit the big banana ***


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