Game:Zork/rails

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 Jordanhill railway station Score: 10 Moves: 16


> lie on rails

You hunker down on the rails for a good night's sleep. While they weren't as comfortable as they'd first appeared to be, you do manage to sleep for the entire rest of your life, because you are killed by a colony of umpire ants.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

that is stupid!