Game:Zork/pond

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Pond	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> swim You decide that you should get off to a great start in this world by having a swim under the brilliant midday sun. You start doing dives, then you go onto bombs and eventually you just swim around happily. Nobody is here to bother you. Eventually the giant woman does a little *ahem*, down there business, sighs a relieved sigh, gets up and leaves. Did I mention that in this world there is a language? > Is it English? No, it's Worldlish. > Cool, teach me it Well, remember when I said that there were 'fishes' in that pond you're swimming in? Remember, last turn? > Oh yes, why? 'Fishes' is a Worldlish word for 'water grue'. > WHAT??? So, instead of so called 'fishes' in that pond, there are actually water grues. You are swimming in one of their mouths at this moment. The grue eats you. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway. > I hate you with all my heart