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> swim
You decide that you should get off to a great start in this world by having a swim under the brilliant midday sun. You start doing dives, then you go onto bombs and eventually you just swim around happily. Nobody is here to bother you. Eventually the giant woman does a little *ahem*, down there business, sighs a relieved sigh, gets up and leaves.
Did I mention that in this world there is a language?
> Is it English?
No, it's Worldlish.
> Cool, teach me it
Well, remember when I said that there were 'fishes' in that pond you're swimming in? Remember, last turn?
> Oh yes, why?
'Fishes' is a Worldlish word for 'water grue'.
> WHAT???
So, instead of so called 'fishes' in that pond, there are actually water grues. You are swimming in one of their mouths at this moment. The grue eats you.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
> I hate you with all my heart
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