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 poland Score: 0 Moves: 0

How do you want to get to Poland?

> Take a muthafucking bus

Bus Driver turns out to be a grue. He eats everyone, including you.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

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