Game:Zork/pocket2

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> investigate pocket further


Are you really sure you want to do that? Your stump is bleeding.


> yes


Are you really, REALLY sure?


> YES


You take your pants off and get a closer look at your pocket. You open the pocket up a bit, peer inside, and get swallowed up by an inter-dimensional portal in your pocket. You arrive at the other side of the portal and discover a world full of wonderful, wonderful things. There are trees made of chocolate, rivers of Kool-Aid, and it seems to be raining some sort of liquor. This place is an absolute paradise... or it would be if you weren't dead from blood loss.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)