> investigate pocket further
Are you really sure you want to do that? Your stump is bleeding.
Are you really, REALLY sure?
You take your pants off and get a closer look at your pocket. You open the pocket up a bit, peer inside, and get swallowed up by an inter-dimensional portal in your pocket. You arrive at the other side of the portal and discover a world full of wonderful, wonderful things. There are trees made of chocolate, rivers of Kool-Aid, and it seems to be raining some sort of liquor. This place is an absolute paradise... or it would be if you weren't dead from blood loss.
- *** You've bit the big banana ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):