Game:Zork/offside

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You appeal to the linesman to put up the flag. The linesman thinks and then eventually agrees to put up the flag. Unfortunately, as he puts up the flag, he gets you in the eye, which is ripped out, and you die later in hospital.


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):