Game:Zork/offside

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You appeal to the linesman to put up the flag. The linesman thinks and then eventually agrees to put up the flag. Unfortunately, as he puts up the flag, he gets you in the eye, which is ripped out, and you die later in hospital.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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