Game:Zork/offside

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You appeal to the linesman to put up the flag. The linesman thinks and then eventually agrees to put up the flag. Unfortunately, as he puts up the flag, he gets you in the eye, which is ripped out, and you die later in hospital.


*** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***


Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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