Game:Zork/offside

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You appeal to the linesman to put up the flag. The linesman thinks and then eventually agrees to put up the flag. Unfortunately, as he puts up the flag, he gets you in the eye, which is ripped out, and you die later in hospital.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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