Game:Zork/nose

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 nose Score: 0 Moves: 0

Unfortunately, you don't HAVE a tissue.

Fortunately, you recall a tissue box somewhere downstairs.

Unfortunately, the closet doesn't open from the inside.

Fortunately you die quickly from the blood loss instead of prolongued starvation.

Unfortunately a team of White Rat-Ants eats the closet and your body.

Fortunately a Grue eats the team of White Rat-Ants.

Unfortunately, if you think about it, that means you were technically eaten by the Grue as well.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)