Game:Zork/nose

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 nose Score: 0 Moves: 0

Unfortunately, you don't HAVE a tissue.

Fortunately, you recall a tissue box somewhere downstairs.

Unfortunately, the closet doesn't open from the inside.

Fortunately you die quickly from the blood loss instead of prolongued starvation.

Unfortunately a team of White Rat-Ants eats the closet and your body.

Fortunately a Grue eats the team of White Rat-Ants.

Unfortunately, if you think about it, that means you were technically eaten by the Grue as well.


*** You got screwed ***


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