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 norope Score: 0 Moves: 0

Man, you're stupid. A chance at freedom and you toss it away. The man in the tuxedo is hurt by your refusal of his gift and shoots you.


But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.