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 Sydney? Sydney Conners? Score: 0 Moves: 5

You seize Ned by the shoulder, and he jumps nervously.

> Read the fucker his rights

You tell him harassment's a federal crime in your most "investigative crime reporter" voice, never mind the fact that it comes out as a weak mumble which would be better suited to talking about groundhogs.

> Drag Ned to police station

Ned is starting to struggle.

> Tighten grip

"Hey Sydney, bruv, what do you think you're doing?"

You realise that you don't remember where the police station is.