Game:Zork/napoleoncomplex

Zork

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France	Score: 1815	Moves: 1815
> Let us march on Waterloo, old chap, and give those Frenchies a bloody run for their capital! You march on Waterloo, mon ami. > WAIT! what about Duke Wellington? You never specified which side to fight for, so I assumed you meant the losing one. By the way, you do know what happens next, eh? > Uh.... Let's just say Nappy needed reluctant, grudging, conscripts like you for his cannon fodder. > No, wait! I like Paris! Should have mentioned that to His Imperial Majesty before they charged. *** You got screwed *** Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit Hey, that's stupid!