Game:Zork/napoleoncomplex

Zork

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France	Score: 1815	Moves: 1815
> Let us march on Waterloo, old chap, and give those Frenchies a bloody run for their capital! You march on Waterloo, mon ami. > WAIT! what about Duke Wellington? You never specified which side to fight for, so I assumed you meant the losing one. By the way, you do know what happens next, eh? > Uh.... Let's just say Nappy needed reluctant, grudging, conscripts like you for his cannon fodder. > No, wait! I like Paris! Should have mentioned that to His Imperial Majesty before they charged. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway. Hey, that's stupid!