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Game:Zork/motelroom20
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You open the door to a sight very few live to tell about. You see a well hung male Grue rodgering a sexy, beautifully proportioned female Grue. They're doing it "Grue Style". Unfortunately, you aren't going to be one of those few who live to tell about it. Without missing a stroke, both of them eat you, then continue on with their hot Grue sex.
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