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You burst into the room to be confronted with a strange and embarrassing sight. There is a Grue sitting on the bed, watching softcore hotel cable porn, and masturbating. You try to mumble an apology and withdraw from the room, but the Grue is too fast. He eats you in a way totally unlike the eating activity occuring on the TV screen.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?