Game:Zork/motelroom12

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motelroom12	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You burst into the room to be confronted with a strange and embarrassing sight. There is a Grue sitting on the bed, watching softcore hotel cable porn, and masturbating. You try to mumble an apology and withdraw from the room, but the Grue is too fast. He eats you in a way totally unlike the eating activity occuring on the TV screen. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.