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 motelhallway00d Score: 0 Moves: 0

Your feeble attempts to break in by brute force only attracted a bunch of Grues and a baby rattlesnake, who all emerge from various doors in the hallway. They all bite you until you are dead. Then the Grues eat you while the baby rattlesnake wanders back into whichever room it came from.

*** You got screwed ***

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