Game:Zork/motelclerk

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 motelclerk Score: 0 Moves: 0

The motel clerk appears seemingly out of nowhere. The clerk is a grue, so of course, rather than check you in, he eats you.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)


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