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> dodge the hammer blow, scramble up the hammer-shaft and jab the butcher knife straight into his black heart
The mighty hammer Grond cleaves the air as it flies toward you! With a sudden burst of speed you dive out of the way of its cruel path! Still steady on your feet, you leap onto Grond's mighty head as Morgoth prepares a magical spell. Scrambling upward towards the Lord of Darkness's chest, you seize the butcher's knife, and stab, stab, stab...
SNAP.
> examine knife
It seems to have shattered from the impact. Obviously it wasn't designed for slaying dark gods.
Morgoth uses his twisted magic to smite you with a bolt of pure whoop-ass that kills you twenty times before you hit the ground. And once when you hit the ground. And a couple of times after that for good measure.
- *** Died you have ***
To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):
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